Simply Simon

:: I Can't Stop Loving You :::: Cowboy Sunset ::Oh, Simon. I had such high hopes for you. With your slicked back hair and your stylish red polyester jacket, and the words “I Can’t Stop Loving You” emblazoned across your EP, I thought you’d surely be the Chinese Elvis. Alas, I’m a sucker. You knew that I, and many like me, would be quick to purchase based on that title, and you fooled us all.